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Charles Bukowski and Sheri Martinelli, �Beerspit Night and Cursing�

Started August 19 � Finished October 4, 2004; 382 pages. Posted 22 October 2004

CD player stocked with Jawbreaker and other drinking music?

Check.

$20 for pizza with garlic cream sauce?

Check.

Two mostly-full packs of cigarettes that aren't Camels and a bunch of disposable lighters?

Check.

A huge bottle of vodka, some sugar-free Red Bull and another bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Check.

Ten minutes spent brushing my pussy...

(Pause)

...so that the cat hair doesn't make cause any allergic fits. (What did you think I meant?)

Check.

Boxers with monkeys printed on them, including naked monkey butts on the back?

Check.

The Ex is coming over. I'm ready.

Everyone should have an ex like The Ex.


Rating: Worth working in a used bookstore and getting for cheap.

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