“Daredevil,” Multiple titles
- Ann Nocenti, “Daredevil Legends: Typhoid Mary” (Started March 9 – Finished March 9, 2004; 224 pages)
- Jeff Youngquist (Editor), “Marvel Encyclopedia: marvel knights (Started March 9 – Finished March 13, 2004; 240 pages)
- Brian Michael Bendis, “Daredevil: Ninja” (Started March 13 – Finished March 13, 2004; 80 pages)
- ibid, “Daredevil: The Widow” (Started March 13 – Finished March 13, 2004; 160 pages)
- ibid, Daredevil: King of Hell's Kitchen (Started March 13 – Finished March 13, 2004; 120 pages)
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Ok.
So my arm is in a sling, and I can’t really type comfortably for long. Good thing I still have to finish updating from September of last year until the present. Expect a lot of re-runs for the next week or two.
But I had to use a current review in order to warn you people, so it’s a good thing that the next up to be reviewed were all Daredevil related. After all, how much more can I say about Daredevil?
Well, a lot. But how much can I type? Not a lot, as my shoulder hurts like fuck fire. The left quadrant of my chest is an ugly yellowish-black-blue bruise.
And of course, having your arm in a sling opens you up to a barrage of stupid questions. My three favorite responses to the “what happened to your arm” theme have been:
- “Panhandling.”
(Said to a guy who was obviously going to ask for change, who, in order to make himself chummy, ran up and asked how I broke my arm.) - “Repetitive stress disorder, from slapping my forehead after being asked stupid questions.”
And my favorite answer when asked what happened to my arm…
- “Well, it’s funny, you know how the press has made it sound like the selection of a new pope went fairly smoothly and without contention? There was a little more contention than they let on. I’m really not supposed to talk about it, but I made it to the third round of selection — that’s the steel cage death match portion, you know, ‘two popes enter, one pope leave.’ Anyway, those Germans fight dirty.”
Yeah, I’m a dick.
