The Monkey King's Used Primate Emporium and Book Reviews

End of the Month Review: March, 2006

I should be in bed. Actually, I should be doing a lot of things besides sitting here and typing out a summary of the last month that nobody reads anyway. But I�m not, so...

Best book of the month: Ralph Steadman, �Scar Strangled Banger.� Great artwork. Good essays. Everything this site is not.

Worst book of the month:Judith Jacklin & Tino Insana, with their collaboration on �Blues Brothers: Private� I mean, thanks for the poster, but ick.

• Books read: Six
  
• Amount spent on books read: $53.24 (Two of them cost a buttload. I�ll let you guess which ones.)
  
• Additional books bought: Zero
  
• Additional books given to me as gifts: Four (thanks to Mrs. Happy for this batch, though I was going to pay for them originally. Come to think of it, she still has my credit card number.

So thus far of 2006, I...

• Read fifteen books.
  
• Spent $99.46 on those books.