Intermission
Apologies for the lack of updates. I now have a real day job and in the meantime I�ve kept my night job, meaning there isn�t a whole lot of time to type for myself. In addition, my computer realized after ten years that it�s allowed to claim forced obsolescence and now only lets me type certain letters at a time. In the meantime, especially considering that I now have to have a home computer, I�ve realized that I don�t know one fucking thing about them.
Seriously. I walked into a CompUSA and tried to do some shopping and all the acronyms and abbreviations made me think my computer was doing tactical operations in the Middle East instead of serving as a glorified typewriter. I would say those of you with computer knowledge are encouraged to give me an idea of what to look for, but I know you�ll just start going into some weird Orwellian language that doesn�t mean anything to me (or to what I need, I�m suspecting).
If you want to give suggestions a shot, just remember — I don�t know what the hell you�re talking about. All I know is that I don�t like Macintosh (or anything Apple related), I�m doing very little past Web browsing and writing on Word, I play video games on my Playstation, not on my computer, and good porn is worth the wait.
I do have an entry planned, but seeing how I have to type this out and use the spell check to fix the words where my keyboard has decided to leave out certain letters (and those that I can�t fix, I plug in a different keyboard, which for some reason has a different number of keys that don�t work), it probably won�t get posted until I get this computer replaced.
In the meantime, one of the other staff writers went to my punk night and wrote about it. You can read it here. Other than that, I�m a victim of technology, like Charlton Heston except without all that screaming about my computer being made from people.
