Kevin Smith, �Spider-man/Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do�
The nightclub that I worked at for the last year and a half had its last night last night. Wow, my head hurts, and that last sentence, while correct, looks awful. Sort of like me right now.
The owners wanted us to be open, even though it was obvious that we weren�t going to be the draw of all the things going on. Sure, there was a regular clientele and people have allegiance and what not, but we only had a week to plan, and nobody wanted to work.
Actually, that�s not really true, since nearly all the employees showed up. Really, we all had a sense that what with it being New Year�s Eve, we had an obligation to do something but had no interest in being around a bunch of amateur drunks screaming �Whoo!� Every four minutes. Thus, the Anti-New Year�s Eve Party was born. We titled it �Punk-Ass New Year.�
Fortunately I work for a newspaper, and put a column in under the week�s �Hot Picks� saying that we were having no cover, no countdown, no drink specials and a DJ playing bands with no discernable talent. We did, however buy a bunch of Miller High Life to hand out at midnight because it is, after all, �The Champagne of Beers.�
It turned out better than expected. In fact, for the first time the bar made enough to give me a bonus, which I need seeing that the bar now goes into remodeling stage and will be closed for the next month.
When we finished and locked up the joint, the bar manager popped open a bottle of champagne for the two of us and handed me a Monte Cristo cigar. We polished off the bottle between ourselves and smoked for about a half-hour. My plan was to have one more whisky and coke before going over to the other club down the street that was open until 6am and featured lots of people getting spanked.
My boss shook me awake at 8:30 in the morning.
Now I can�t find my phone, I miss my kellybaby, and my head hurts.
Happy New Year.
- Adolescents, �Amoeba�
- Alice Donut, �Magdalene,� �War Pigs�
- Angry Samoans, �You Stupid Asshole�
- Avail, �Pink Houses�
- Bad Religion, �Give You Nothing�
- Black Flag, �TV Party�
- Boris The Sprinkler, �Sheena�s Got a Microwave�
- James Brown, �This Is a Man�s World�
- Capitol Punishment, �Jackknifed Rig�
- Christ on a Crutch, �In On Your Joke�
- Circle Jerks, �In Your Eyes/ Parade of the Horribles�
- Concrete Blonde, �Still in Hollywood�
- Crass �Bata Motel�
- Crimpshrine, �Butterflies�
- Dag Nasty, �Can I Say�
- Descendents, �She Don�t Care,� �Thank You�
- Day-Glo Abortions, �Hide The Hamster�
- Dead Kennedys, �Chicken-shit Conformist,� �Holiday in Cambodia�
- Diesel Queens, �I Like to Drink, I Like to Fuck, I like to Fuckin� Drink�
- D.I. �Guns�
- Dickies, �Paranoid�
- Didjits, �Monkey Suit�
- Distillers �City of Angels�
- DOA, �Fuck You�
- Dr. Know, �Life Returns�
- Fleshies, �Big Green Teeth�
- Flipper, �Ha Ha Ha�
- Flogging Molly, �Salty Dog�
- The Freak Accident, �Free To Be Freaks�
- Fuckboys, �Borracho�
- Fugazi, �Cashout�
- The Gits, �Drinking Song,� �While You�re Twisting, I�m Still Breathing�
- Hanson Brothers, �Danielle, (She Don�t Care About Hockey)�
- Hellworms, �Washed-up Has-been�
- Hickey, �The Only Lesbian in Tusla, OK�
- Idiot Bitch �Diamond Choker�
- Ill Repute, �Book and its Cover� (Which they listed on their song titles as �Book and it�s Cover.� Dumbasses.)
- Th� Inbred, �Positive Song�
- Jawbreaker, �Boxcar,� �Kiss the Bottle�
- Logical Nonsense, �Reckoning�
- Love Songs, �I Turned Into a Medley�*
- Minor Threat, �Guilty Of Being White�
- Misfits, Where Eagles Dare�
- Mr. T Experience, �Gilman Street�
- The Muffs, �Oh Nina�
- Murphy�s Law, �Crucial Bar-B-Q�
- Naked Raygun, �Wonder Beer�
- Neurosis, �Double-edged Sword�
- NOFX, �The Death of John Smith,� �Drug-Free America,� �On the Rag�
- NoMeansNo, �I See a Mansion in the Sky,� �I�ve Got a Gun,� �Mondo Nihillissimo 2000�
- No Use For A Name, �What!?!�
- Not Hot, �Get Over You�
- Operation Ivy, �Sound System�
- Primus, �Felix the Cat�
- Propagandhi, �Die Jugend Marschiert,� �Stick the Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch,�
- Ramones, �Beat on the Brat�
- Rancid, �Journey to the End of the East Bay�
- The Real McKenzies, �Bugger Off�
- Saint Bushmill�s Choir, �Just to Get Away�
- Samiam, �Underground�
- Scherzo, �Suffering and Joy�
- Screeching Weasel, �Cindy�s on Methadone,� �This Ain�t Hawaii�
- 7 Seconds, �Clenched Fists, Black Eyes�
- Sex Pistols, �Holliday in the Sun�
- Social Distortion, �When She Begins�
- The Soviettes, �Whoa�
- The Specials, �Little Bitch�
- SNFU, �He�s Not Getting Older, He�s Getting Bitter�
- Stiff Little Fingers, �Wasted Life�
- Supersuckers, �Pretty Fucked Up,� �Stuff and Nonsense�
- Talking Heads, �(Nothing But) Flowers,� �Road to Nowhere�
- Toy Dolls, �Bless You My Son/My Girlfriend�s Dad�s a Vicar�
- T.S.O.L., �Wash Away�
- Ultraman, �Everybody�
- Vandals, �Ladykiller�
- The Velvet Underground, �Heroin�
- Victim�s Family, �Devon Drool,� �Insidious�
- Vindictives, �Ugly American�
- Whiskey Sunday, �Wounded Lamb�
- Youth Brigade, �Violence�
*This was the midnight song. For those of you not in the know, it�s a seven-minute acoustic medley of Misfits songs, probably covering about 25 or more Misfits sing-along classics. It�s awesome.