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var Quotation=new Array();

Quotation[0] = "Have you tickled a tarsier today?";
Quotation[1] = "Cheap chimps for every chump!";
Quotation[2] = "Premium primates at poorhouse prices!";
Quotation[3] = "Try our special super-size simian six-pack!";
Quotation[4] = "Everything's better with monkeys!";

var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
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