The Monkey King's Used Primate Emporium and Book Reviews

previous - next - random review

Bil Keane, "The Family Circus"

Started March 21 - Finished April 4, 2002; 124 pages. Posted 04 April 2002

I know, I know, what the hell am I reading this for? Well, the idea was to make these insipid cartoons funny for the first time in their miserable little lives. So not only did I have to read these stupid cartoons, but I had to think of a new line, type it all up, cut out the captions and paste them over the originals, and then get them scanned and send them in to you. This was supposed to be theraputic, but I think it has backfired - I hate the little fuckers even more now.

Thanks anyway, but I'll stick with the handcuffs and porno magazines.

Voodoo? Why no! That's just a stupid ol' doll! Are you gonna do your taxes all day, or are we gonna fuck? The dog hasn't looked so happy sincethe last time you and I played Truth or Dare with a bottle of cheap scotch! Daddy's making us play 'Auschwitz' again.

Ahhhh! Billy, Dolly, Jeffy and PJ are coming to get me in my dreams! AHHHHHHH!!!! Help me!!!


Rating: The horror! The horror!

previous - next - random review