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Stan Lee, �Essential Daredevil, Volume 2�

Started August 27 � Finished August 27, 2004; 568 pages. Posted 10 October 2004

This is part five of a 25-part story about Hawaii. The story begins here. Other parts you�ll have to find yourself. So there.

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We woke up early and dropped my father off at the airport. When we return to the house, we are essentially squatters. As these houses are set up for the elderly, the disabled and the drug addled, we figure we�ll be okay. The disabled can�t open the door, and the elderly and drug addled won�t remember whom actually lives there.

We get back to the place, which can now be called our place, for the next five days anyway. And for the first time, I get laid in Hawaii

And I�m not talking about flowers on a sting either.

At the same time, we realize how thin these walls actually are. We can hear chickens everywhere. We can also hear the crazy guy knocking on the door on the house across from us, saying, �Elaina. Elaina. Open the door, Elaina. Elaina, open the door.� Meanwhile, Elaina is watching Wheel of Fortune at top volume.

Actually, I�m pretty sure Elaina had tapes upon tapes of Wheel of Fortune, as she always seemed to be watching it no matter what time of day, and always at top volume.

Island paradise.

Yeah.


Rating: Worth used.

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